what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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