so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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