My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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