the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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