well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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