You really coming over, don't trick.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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