it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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