If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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