You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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