Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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