Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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