That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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