ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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