For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Randomize
