You're a womanizer and a bitch.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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