we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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