I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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