I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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