he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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