It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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