Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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