can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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