You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she told me i tasted like america
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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