real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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