what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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