Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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