Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dick very happy bro
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
