Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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