IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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