sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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