I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
