He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Randomize
