I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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