Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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