I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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