woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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