you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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