what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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