I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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