she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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