is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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