I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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