I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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