dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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