Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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