babies were throwing up all over the place
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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