I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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