I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
