also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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