ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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