I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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