Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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