a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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