You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
